i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all
I wish none of you were sad
Kids who choose to sit quietly in the back corner of the room by themselves usually have a reason for that and that’s usually because they like to work by themselves and i have never met anyone whose reason is “because I want the teachers to ask me awkward questions and try to get me involved in class”
I’M SICK OF ALL THESE FAKE EQUESTRIANS THINKING THEY LOVE HORSES. YOU’RE NOT A REAL EQUESTRIAN UNLESS YOU TURN INTO A HORSE DURING THE FULL MOON.
Wait, I thought it was the half moon. I was told you don’t turn when the wolves are about.
1,000 FOLLOWER PROMO
As a welcome back to America, you guys blessed me with 1,000 followers.
As a thank you, I will be promoting every one of my followers who reblogs this.
Will be done in groups of 5 with favorites bolded. I might even follow some back!
I’ll give this until Wednesday because I wanna promo as many as possible(:
I’m a country girl. I want my horse fast, my truck big and my dog riding shotgun. I’m tough, but I still love to be treated like a princess. I want my drinks strong, my cowboy stronger and I know my God is the strongest.
My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.